Donation Rewards

simgm:

We’re 53% to our goal

  • $5 UNICORN LOVE: A big thank you and virtual hug from Simgm! (unlimited)
  • $10 CHAIR KICKER: Special thanks on thank you video and shout out on twitter. (13 left)
  • $25 NUMBER WAH: Special thanks in the thank you video, shout out on twitter and 1…

plantdaddy:

White people go to Africa to legally kill already endangered animal species for fun, but let me walk down the street and kick little Suzie’s dog. I’ll be in jail and on the news by 2pm.

(via beyoncebeytwice)

itssexualhour:

my bf knows how to sail and stuff so we were going to fuck on a boat so when we sailed out to somewhere isolated we started making out pretty intensely and i kissed his neck and earlobe and whispered “aye aye captain” and he said “i can’t hear you” so i said it again and then he fucking went “oooooooooooooh” and started singing the fucking spongebob theme song i wanted to kill him

(Source: itssexualhour, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

deadflagblues:

visiting ur high school after graduating

(Source: nuclearbummer, via beyoncebeytwice)

p1ants:

I’m not very good at small talk, I want to talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky, I am terrible at asking about school and weather

(via terminallydelici0us)

underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

(via terminallydelici0us)