imagine gordon ramsay playing flappy bird
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
me driving away from your shitty opinion
don’t you hate it when you’re just trying to pet a lamb and a social worker climbs out of the horse corpse next to you
lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music
devote your time to hating the real enemy, breakcore
This miniature ecosystem has been thriving in an almost completely isolated state for more than forty years. It has been watered just once in that time.
The original single spiderwort plant has grown and multiplied, putting out seedlings. As it has access to light, it continues to photosynthesize. The water builds up on the inside of the bottle and then rains back down on the plants in a miniature version of the water cycle.
As leaves die, they fall off and rot at the bottom producing the carbon dioxide and nutrients required for more plants to grow.
if you don’t think this is fucking rad then get out of my face
The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.
The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.
Strange old world we live in.
a moment of silence for all the sick beats
Honestly, if Beyoncé sneezed on me, I would thank her
this is my favorite family feud moment
no one witnesses the fall of humanity more than him
steve harvey is the best host this show has ever had god blesst